5 Jokes For School Bus Driver

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Updated on: Mar 07 2025

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The Musical Bus Driver

Trying to turn the school bus into a karaoke party on wheels
My dream is to organize a school bus talent show. I already have my routine – dramatic readings of the school rulebook with interpretive dance. Watch out, Broadway!

The Sleep-Deprived Bus Driver

Juggling early morning routes and late-night Netflix binges
My bus is like a mobile sleep clinic. I've perfected the art of driving while half-asleep. I call it "somnambusism.

The Amateur Stand-Up Comedian Bus Driver

Juggling punchlines and traffic signals
My bus has more puns than passengers. I asked the kids, "What do you call a bus with a sense of humor?" They replied, "Late for school!

The Zen Master Bus Driver

Finding inner peace amidst chaos
My bus has a sign: "No stress allowed beyond this point." Too bad stress doesn't obey traffic rules. I'm considering putting up a yield sign for stress at the entrance.

The Paranoid Bus Driver

Imagining worst-case scenarios for every school trip
My bus has a survival kit: snacks, first aid, and a manual on how to negotiate with dragons. You never know when the school district decides to add a "fantasy creatures" curriculum.

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