5 School Assembly Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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The Awkward Teacher

Trying to maintain authority in a chaotic school assembly
I decided to spice things up at the assembly by doing a rap about quadratic equations. Let's just say, the only thing that squared that day was my embarrassment.

The Janitor

Cleaning up after a school assembly gone wrong
The highlight of my day is finding random items while cleaning up after an assembly. Last time, I discovered a lonely sock, three different brands of fruit snacks, and a note that said, "Do you like me? Circle yes or no." Looks like love is in the air, or at least in the lost and found.

The Uninterested Student

Trying to stay awake during a boring school assembly
The speaker was so monotone, I started wondering if maybe I'd stumbled into a hypnotist's show. Next thing I knew, I was convinced I was a chicken every time someone said "math.

The Overenthusiastic Cheerleader

Trying to rally the crowd when everyone just wants to go home
I thought leading a cheer would be a piece of cake until I realized most students can't differentiate between "Give me a T!" and "Give me a nap!" They were all just silently mouthing, "Give me an exit!

The Lost Parent

Navigating the maze of seating to find your child in a sea of identical heads
I finally spot my child, and they're waving at me like I just returned from a six-month expedition in the Himalayas. "Mom, where were you? I thought I was going to have to be adopted by the kid in front of me!

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