5 Jokes For Schizophrenic

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Updated on: Sep 04 2024

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The Paranormal Investigator

Hunting his own ghosts
I asked a psychic for help, and she said, "I sense spirits around you." I replied, "Yeah, they're the spirits of confusion, doubt, and occasional laughter. Welcome to my haunted mind!

The Relationship Counselor

Balancing multiple relationships within himself
I asked myself, "What's the secret to a happy relationship?" My answer: "Communication." Then I realized my communication involves multiple voices arguing about what's for dinner. It's like a dysfunctional family meeting every night!

The Stand-up Comic

Heckling himself
Heckling yourself is a special kind of talent. I had this inner voice say, "Your jokes are so bad, even your imaginary friends won't laugh." Well, joke's on him; my imaginary friends think I'm a riot!

The Detective

Investigating his own mysterious thoughts
I found a note in my pocket that said, "The butler did it." Problem is, I don't have a butler. My multiple personalities must be outsourcing their crimes to fictional characters. It's a whole new level of outsourcing!

The Therapist

Trying to diagnose himself
My therapist self suggested I try talking to someone about my problems. So, I decided to talk to my mirror selves. Now, we've formed a support group, and every meeting is like a mini episode of "The Twilight Zone.

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