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The Annoyed Neighbor
Dealing with a noisy neighbor named Schiff
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I decided to fight noise with noise. I started playing recordings of Schiff's music back at him. Now he thinks there's an echo in the neighborhood. He asked me, "What's with the echo?" I said, "It's the sound of regret, Schiff. It bounces back.
The Misunderstood Colleague
Schiff in the workplace causing unintentional chaos
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Schiff decided to bring his pet snake to the office, thinking it would boost morale. Well, it boosted something – everyone's stress levels. HR had to remind Schiff that we work with spreadsheets, not snake charming.
The Amateur Detective
Suspecting Schiff of mysterious activities
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I saw Schiff talking to his plants. I thought, "That's sweet, he's bonding with nature." Turns out, he was briefing them on his plan for world domination. I said, "Schiff, plants don't need world domination; they just need water and sunlight.
The Unlucky Friend
Being Schiff's friend and navigating through his misadventures
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I asked Schiff for advice on relationships. He said, "Just be yourself." Well, I tried that, and now I'm single. Turns out, being myself includes making Schiff-like decisions. Thanks for the tip, buddy.
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