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The Chronic Latecomer
Racing against time, and always losing
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My friends don’t invite me; they invite my estimated time of arrival. "Hey, can you make it by 7?" I’m like, "Yeah, if 8:15 works for you.
The Overly Organized Scheduler
Balancing life or color-coding it?
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My life is so scheduled; even my dreams have intermissions. Last night, I dreamt I was flying, but I had to land because it was time for my 2 AM snack according to the dream itinerary.
The Procrastinator's Planner
The eternal battle between "later" and "now"
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I love scheduling time for self-improvement. But, every time I’m about to start, my procrastination kicks in, and suddenly my schedule says, "Learn a new skill... eventually.
The Freewheeling Artist
Creativity vs. Clock-watching
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My schedule says "Write for an hour." My creative muse says, "Nah, let's binge-watch cat videos for inspiration instead.
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