5 Jokes For Scaffold

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 23 2024

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The Confused Tourist

Trying to understand scaffolding culture in a new city
I thought scaffolds were just for construction until I saw people having picnics up there. I mean, is this some exclusive rooftop club, or did I miss the memo on the latest trend in urban al-fresco dining?

The Fearless Daredevil

Performing death-defying stunts on a scaffold
I love performing on scaffolds. It's the only job where my mom simultaneously yells at me for risking my life and proudly tells her friends that I'm the only one in the family with a "high-flying" career.

The Construction Worker

Dealing with the perils of working on a scaffold
Ever notice how working on a scaffold is a lot like a relationship? It requires balance, communication, and the occasional scream that can be heard from a mile away. And just like relationships, the higher you go, the scarier it gets.

The Fearful Pigeon

Navigating life around a scaffold from a bird's perspective
People look up at scaffolds and see a construction site; pigeons look up and see the avian equivalent of a skyscraper obstacle course. We're just trying to make it from one end to the other without turning into the punchline of a pigeon pratfall.

The Window Washer

Cleaning windows on a scaffold with questionable views
My job involves seeing into people's lives from a scaffold. It's like having a VIP ticket to the weirdest reality show, but instead of a golden buzzer, I have a soapy sponge.

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