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The art of saying "yes" is all about balance. You don't want to be too eager, but you also don't want to be that person who turns down every invitation. It's like walking a tightrope, but instead of a safety net, you have a social awkwardness safety pillow.
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Saying "yes" is like the gateway drug of commitments. It starts innocently enough with, "Do you want to watch a movie?" And before you know it, you're the president of the neighborhood watch, organizing movie nights for the entire block.
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You ever notice how saying "yes" can turn into a full-time job? Like, someone asks if you want to grab coffee, and suddenly you're committed to a career in caffeination. I'm over here with a resume that just says, "Professional Yes-sayer.
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There should be a support group for chronic yes-sayers. We could meet every week and practice saying "no" to random requests. The catch? You have to say "yes" to attending the support group.
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Saying "yes" is the original multitasking. You're agreeing to one thing while mentally juggling all the other commitments you've unwittingly signed up for. It's like having a mental to-do list that's longer than a CVS receipt.
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Saying "yes" is a lot like playing a game of social chess. You're strategically positioning your moves, thinking three steps ahead. "If I say yes to dinner on Tuesday, that frees up my calendar for an elaborate excuse on Wednesday.
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Saying "yes" is the social equivalent of auto-correct. You agree to plans, and then later you're like, "Wait, did I just commit to bungee jumping with a group of retired circus clowns? How did I get here?
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Have you ever been so deep into saying "yes" that you find yourself at a salsa dancing class, and you can't even dance without stepping on your own toes? I'm just over here trying not to become a living metaphor for poor life choices.
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I recently realized that my superpower is the ability to say "yes" to things I have absolutely no interest in. Someone asks, "Do you want to join a knitting club?" and I'm like, "Sure, I've always wanted to knit... what exactly is knitting, though?
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