8 Jokes For Sardine

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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How do sardines keep track of time? They check their scales!
Why did the sardine become a lifeguard? It wanted to keep things swimmingly safe!
Why did the sardine bring a tiny backpack? For a mini-vacation in the can!
What's a sardine's favorite song? 'Under the Sea' by Sardney Spears!
Why did the sardine bring a suitcase to the party? It wanted to pack itself with flavor!
What did the sardine say to the clam? 'You're so shellfish!
How do sardines navigate through traffic? They car-pool!
What's a sardine's favorite subject in school? History, it loves learning about its can-cestors!

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