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I've come to the conclusion that saran wrap is training us for life's bigger challenges. If you can conquer the clingy, unruly beast that is saran wrap, you can conquer anything.
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It's funny how saran wrap claims to be "easy tear," but it's more like "good luck tearing." You pull, you tug, and suddenly, you've created your own mini plastic hurricane.
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I think saran wrap was invented by someone with a sense of humor. It's like they said, "Let's create something that will infuriate people just enough to keep them entertained but not enough to make them give up.
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You ever notice how the box of saran wrap has that little serrated edge for tearing? Yeah, that's a joke. It's like they're saying, "Here's a tool that won't work, but good luck!
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Have you ever tried cutting saran wrap without turning it into a crumpled mess? It's like trying to perform surgery with a wet noodle. One wrong move, and you're tangled in a plastic web of your own making.
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I swear, saran wrap has a secret mission: to find the one corner of the bowl it can't cling to. You'd think it was trying to play hide and seek with your leftovers.
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You ever notice how saran wrap is like the superhero of the kitchen? It starts off all smooth and perfect on the roll, but the minute you try to use it, it turns into a wrestling match. "Oh, you wanted to cover that bowl? How about I just stick to myself instead?
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about finding the end of the saran wrap roll on the first try. It's the little victories, folks.
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Saran wrap's tagline should be: "For when you want to cover your food and question your life choices at the same time.
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