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Why did Samson start a fashion blog? He had a talent for pulling off killer looks!
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Why did Samson become a gardener? He heard it was a great way to get a good crop of heads!
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What did Samson say when he entered the bakery? 'I'm here to get a slice of strength!
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Why did Samson never play hide and seek? Because he always brought the house down!
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What did Samson say when he lost his keys? 'I guess I'm locked out of my strength!
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You know, Samson had a thing for secrets and hairstyles. I guess he thought, 'The higher the hair, the closer to heaven!'
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Samson – the first guy to turn a bad hair day into an epic battle. I mean, we've all had those days when our hair feels like it's rebelling, but he took it to a whole new level. 'Honey, I can't go to war today; my split ends are acting up!'
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Samson's strength was in his hair? That's not fair! I've been growing my hair out for years, and the only thing I've gained is the ability to clog the shower drain!
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I bet Samson's hair-care routine was intense. Olive oil treatments, maybe a little honey for shine, and of course, the occasional Philistine conditioner. I mean, who wouldn't want locks that can bring down a temple?
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Samson had superhuman strength, but he couldn't handle a pair of scissors. I guess his kryptonite was a salon appointment!
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Samson's hair was like his personal WiFi – the longer, the better the connection. No wonder he never had buffering issues during battles!
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Samson's hair – the original extension cord. You know, if he had a bad hair day, the whole neighborhood would lose power!
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Samson was like the ancient version of Rapunzel, only instead of waiting for someone to rescue him, he took matters into his own hands. 'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair... and let me flex my biceps!'
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Samson, the original bodybuilder with a bad hair day! I mean, imagine lifting weights with a lion's mane. Talk about a bad hairlift!
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