7 Jokes For Sag

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Updated on: Aug 05 2024

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I tried to teach my cat to dance, but it had too much 'sag' in its moves. Now it's the reigning champion of the 'Limbo Lethargy' competition!
Why did the clothesline break up with the jeans? Too much 'sag' in the relationship - it couldn't handle the emotional weight!
Why did the broom join a gym? It wanted to sweep away the 'sag' and stay in tip-top shape!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm in construction, and I've got the 'sag' to prove it!
I tried to organize a 'Sagging Pants Convention,' but it fell apart before it even started.
I bought a 'saggy' couch. Now every time I sit, I'm reminded of my life choices - it's the ultimate therapy!
I told my friend a joke about a bed, but it went over his head. Guess it was too 'sophisticated' for his 'sagging' sense of humor!

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