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Runways are the only place where lines are not a suggestion. "Excuse me, sir, but the plane behind you has an appointment with the sky, so if you could kindly move forward, that'd be great.
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Have you ever noticed how pilots always sound so calm when they say, "We'll be landing shortly"? Meanwhile, I'm gripping my armrest, thinking, "Should I start drafting my 'Survived a Crash Landing' memoir?
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You know you're on a long-haul flight when even the runway looks like it's giving you the side-eye, thinking, "Are you seriously going to make me work overtime for this takeoff?
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Runways are the ultimate stages for planes. They taxi in, strike a pose, and then take off like they're auditioning for the lead role in "Aviation: The Musical." Break a wing, my airborne friend!
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I bet the first person who decided to call it a "runway" was just a really enthusiastic jogger. "I've found the perfect place for my morning run – and hey, planes might use it too!
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Isn't it weird how on a runway, everyone's in a hurry until the plane actually starts moving? Suddenly, we're all cool with waiting as it taxis at the speed of a sleep-deprived snail.
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You ever notice how runways at airports are like the catwalks for airplanes? Just waiting for a plane to strut its stuff, show off its wingspan, and maybe do a little turbulence twirl.
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The only time I feel like a celebrity is when I'm walking down the jet bridge onto the plane. It's my moment to shine, even if I'm just headed to economy class.
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Runways are basically the world's most expensive roads with commitment issues. "Am I a road? Am I a parking lot? Nah, I'm just here to make planes look fabulous.
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