8+ Best One Liners Jokes For rumbling

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I told my friend I could make the ground shake. He said, 'Prove it!' So I gave him a plate of tacos!

I used to be afraid of earthquakes, but then I decided to shake it off!

How do you make an earthquake laugh? Tell it a seismic joke!

Why did the earthquake become a gardener? It wanted to shake things up!

Why did the earthquake get a job in construction? It wanted to make a solid impact!

I'm thinking of starting an earthquake-themed restaurant. We'll have the shakiest tables in town!

What did one earthquake say to the other? It's not my fault!

Why did the earthquake get invited to every party? Because it really knows how to shake things up!

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