4 Jokes For Rubber Duck

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Updated on: Nov 19 2024

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You ever wonder about the deep thoughts of a rubber duck? I mean, what kind of existential crisis does a rubber duck have? It spends its life floating in a tub, staring at the same bathroom tiles day in and day out. Is it pondering the meaning of life or
Have you ever tried to impress a rubber duck with your shower routine? I mean, they're always staring at you, silently judging your life choices. I caught my rubber duck giving me the side-eye the other day. I'm there, belting out my best shower rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody," and this
You ever notice how rubber ducks are always smiling? I mean, what's their secret, right? I'm starting to think there's some kind of duck conspiracy going on. Like, maybe they know something we don't. Are they secretly mocking us with their perpetual grins? I bought one for my bathtub, and
You guys ever step on a rubber duck in the dark? It's like stepping on a landmine made of laughter and pain. I swear, I've never heard a duck quack so menacingly. It's like they're seeking revenge for all those times we used them as innocent bath toys.
I imagine

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