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What do you call a royal wedding on a budget? A 'throne'-together ceremony! 💸👑
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Why did the king bring a map to the royal wedding? To find the 'royal route' to happiness! 🗺️👑
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Why did the queen wear sunglasses to the wedding? To keep an eye on the 'throne' without being noticed! 😎👑
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Why did the king bring a ladder to the royal wedding? To take his relationship to the next level! 🤣
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Why did the royal couple invite a mathematician to the wedding? To add a little 'royal sum' to the occasion! ➕👑
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Why did the king wear a crown to the wedding? Because he wanted to look 'royally' married! 👑💍
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How does a queen keep her hair in place during a windy royal wedding? With a royal hairnet! 👸🌬️
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Why did the princess bring a pencil to the royal wedding? To draw attention! 🎨👑
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You ever notice how a royal wedding is basically a real-life fairy tale? I mean, I'm just waiting for the part where the pumpkin turns into a carriage and Prince Charming realizes he's forgotten his royal AirPods at home.
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They say love is like a fairy tale at a royal wedding. Well, in my relationships, it's more like a choose-your-own-adventure book, and most of the choices involve deciding where to order takeout from.
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I saw the royal couple on the balcony, waving to the crowd. The only time I'm on a balcony waving is when I'm trying to get the attention of the pizza delivery guy. Over here! I ordered extra cheese!
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At a royal wedding, they have this strict dress code. I can barely get my friends to agree on a restaurant, let alone wear the same color scheme. Guys, it's a wedding, not a rainbow fashion show!
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You know you're at a royal wedding when even the wedding cake has its own security detail. I tried putting a bouncer next to my birthday cake once, but turns out, my friends aren't as sneaky as the Queen's corgis.
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I heard the royal couple had a unique first dance. Forget the classic slow dance; they did the royal shuffle. It's like a dance, but with a butler handing you a martini every few steps.
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The royal wedding had a horse-drawn carriage. I asked my fiancée if we could do the same, and she said, Sure, as long as I get to be the one yelling 'giddy-up' to the horse. Marriage, where compromise is the real royal treatment.
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At the royal wedding, they had these elaborate floral arrangements. I can't even keep a houseplant alive. My plants see me coming, and they're like, Well, it was nice knowing you, Dave.
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I watched the royal wedding on TV, and it was so extravagant. They had a horse-drawn carriage, a castle, and thousands of people cheering. Meanwhile, when I get married, I'll be lucky if I can afford an UberXL and a cake that doesn't come from a box.
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You know you're at a royal wedding when the guest list includes dukes, duchesses, and people whose titles sound like they came from a Game of Thrones character generator. Meanwhile, my RSVPs include my mom, my dog, and that neighbor who keeps borrowing my lawnmower.
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