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I told my friend a rotten egg joke, and he said it was eggscruciatingly bad. Well, yolks on him!
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Why did the rotten egg apply for a job? It wanted to break into a new career!
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Why did the chicken refuse to play with the rotten egg? It didn't want to be associated with a bad yolk!
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What do you call a detective who investigates rotten eggs? A hard-boiled detective!
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I heard about a cooking show featuring rotten eggs. It was called 'The Rotten Chef'!
Eggsorcism: Banishing the Rotten Spirits
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Dealing with a rotten egg is like performing an exorcism in the kitchen. You need holy water, prayers, and a hazmat suit. If the demons in horror movies smelled as bad as rotten eggs, even the bravest priests would call for backup.
The Rotten Egg Chronicles
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You ever notice how life sometimes hands you a rotten egg? I mean, come on, I ordered an omelet, not a surprise game of Russian Roulette with my breakfast!
Rotten Egg Rehab
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I've decided to start a support group for people who've experienced the trauma of cracking open a rotten egg. We'll call it Eggs Anonymous because sometimes, you just need a safe space to share your yolks of despair.
Eggstreme Couponing: Rotten Edition
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Ever try to save money by buying eggs in bulk? It's a gamble. Sure, you get a great deal, but you're also one step away from turning your kitchen into a crime scene if you're not careful.
Eggstraterrestrial Encounter
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I found a rotten egg in my fridge the other day that was so old, I think it might have been there since the dawn of time. It's like I stumbled upon an egg from the Jurassic period, a relic of the past with an aroma that could wake the dead!
The Rotten Egg Symphony
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I accidentally dropped a carton of eggs once, and it was like a tragic symphony of destruction. The rotten egg played the lead violin, with the other eggs as backup singers, all harmonizing in a tragic melody of gooey chaos.
Eggstreme Makeover: Rotten Edition
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I tried redecorating my kitchen recently. It went from Culinary Paradise to Is that a biohazard? in just one rotten egg mishap. Who knew interior design could be so smelly?
Egg Wars: Revenge of the Rotten
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I swear, every time I go to make breakfast, it's like I'm entering a battlefield. The good eggs are the soldiers, standing proud and firm, while the rotten egg is the cunning strategist, waiting to sabotage my morning.
Eggsplosive Surprises
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Opening a carton of eggs is like playing a culinary version of Minesweeper. You think you've defused all the potential hazards, and then suddenly, BOOM! Rotten egg, the silent but deadly landmine of the fridge.
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