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I attended a rotary club meeting, and they were so passionate about turning that they had a "Turn of the Month" award. I was tempted to suggest my morning struggle with my snooze button as a worthy nominee.
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At rotary club meetings, they take turning so seriously that they should have a slogan like, "Rotary Club: Where Turning Takes a Spin." I half expected to see people practicing perfect 360-degree turns in the corner.
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You know you're at a rotary club meeting when the guest speaker gets a standing ovation for demonstrating the perfect turn of a doorknob. I didn't know doorknob turning could be so riveting.
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You know you're at a rotary club meeting when the highlight of the evening is the heated debate over clockwise versus counterclockwise turning. It's like the Super Bowl for rotational enthusiasts.
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I thought rotary club meetings were about discussing fancy office supplies, but it turns out it's more about the joy of turning in any context. It's like a support group for people who find solace in the simple act of rotation.
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I went to a rotary club meeting thinking it was about fancy cars, but it turns out it's just a bunch of people sitting around discussing the elegance of turning door handles. I felt like I accidentally stumbled into a doorknob appreciation club.
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You know you're at a rotary club meeting when someone passionately argues that the best way to unwind after a long day is to sit in a swivel chair and contemplate the meaning of life through rotation.
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I tried to make a joke at a rotary club meeting, but they didn't find it funny. Apparently, turning left when everyone else is turning right is a serious faux pas in the world of rotational etiquette.
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I asked someone at a rotary club meeting if they had any tips for a successful turn in life. They looked at me seriously and said, "Always go with the flow, but never underestimate the power of a good spin.
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