5 Jokes About Rosh Hashanah

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Updated on: Dec 23 2024

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I wanted to impress my in-laws during Rosh Hashanah, so I learned to blow the shofar. Now they just think I'm full of hot air!

Why did the Rosh Hashanah table go to therapy? It had too many emotional ups and downs!

My Rosh Hashanah resolution? To stop letting bagels weigh me down!

Rosh Hashanah is like a reset button. Too bad my scale doesn't have one after all those festive meals!

I asked my dog if he had any Rosh Hashanah resolutions. He just gave me a puzzled look and went back to napping.

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