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Roll tide" – the only phrase that can seamlessly transition from a college football chant to a dinner table blessing. You know you're in the South when you're halfway through your meal, and suddenly someone shouts, "Roll tide!" and everyone just nods like it's the most natural thing in the world.
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Trying to fit in, I ended my job interview with a confident "roll tide." Needless to say, I didn't get the job, but hey, maybe I'll have better luck if I shout it during a comedy show. So, roll tide, everyone!
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My GPS has started saying "roll tide" instead of "recalculating" when I take a wrong turn. I mean, I appreciate the encouragement, but I just wanted directions to the grocery store, not a motivational speech from a navigation system.
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Roll tide" is the universal response in the South. You could tell someone you just got a promotion, and they'd be like, "Well, congratulations! Roll tide!" It's like the catch-all phrase for every life event. I'm thinking of using it at my next dentist appointment. "No cavities? Roll tide!
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Forget fortune cookies; in the South, they should hand out cookies with "roll tide" written inside. That way, when you're contemplating life's mysteries, you can just crack open a cookie and find guidance in the form of a college football mantra.
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You know you're in Alabama when you see a family reunion and everyone's greeting each other with "roll tide" instead of hugs. I guess in the South, expressing love is just a matter of allegiance to the Crimson Tide.
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The South has a unique way of saying hello. Instead of a simple "hi" or a wave, it's "roll tide." I tried it at a family gathering, and now I'm disowned. Note to self: stick to traditional greetings, especially at weddings.
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I tried incorporating "roll tide" into my daily conversations to fit in. Ordered a coffee, and the barista asked, "Cream and sugar?" I responded, "Nah, just a sprinkle of 'roll tide,' please." Now I'm banned from that coffee shop, and I'm not entirely sure why.
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I overheard a heated argument in a grocery store, and just when I thought it was about to escalate, one person said, "Roll tide," and suddenly everything was okay. I guess it's the Southern version of a peace treaty.
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