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They say your role model shapes your future. Well, mine was always late to everything. Now, here I am, trying to schedule meetings with a 15-minute buffer just to feel on time. Thanks for the punctuality lesson!
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They say your role model should be someone you aspire to be. Well, I looked up to a chef, hoping to master the art of gourmet cooking. Turns out, my version of gourmet is just not burning toast. Aim high, folks!
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You ever notice how when you finally choose a role model, they end up doing something incredibly human? I mean, I idolized this athlete, and then I saw them struggle to open a door with a 'pull' sign. I thought, "Maybe I set my standards too high.
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My role model was this author who wrote beautiful poetry. So, I tried to write like them, but my poems ended up sounding like grocery lists. "Milk, bread, eggs... oh, look, a metaphor!" Maybe I'll stick to prose.
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People always tell you to pick a role model who's "like you." So, I tried to find someone who shares my habits and interests. But every time I found one, they'd do something so outlandish that I'd think, "Maybe I should just be my own role model... and avoid the public eye.
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Everyone's got a role model these days. Kids look up to superheroes, adults look up to CEOs. I looked up to my dad until I realized his main skill was fixing the Wi-Fi by turning it off and on again. Now that's a role model!
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My role model once said, "Dream big!" So, I dreamt of being as successful as them. Then I realized they were still living in their parents' basement. Dream slightly smaller, maybe?
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I tried having a celebrity as a role model once. Every time I wanted to emulate them, I remembered they had a team of 20 people making them look good. No wonder I can't replicate their morning routine!
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