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Ever notice how rodents are basically the undercover agents of the animal kingdom? I set up a trap with peanut butter once, and the next day, the peanut butter was gone, and there was a note saying, "Nice try, human. Better luck next time.
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You ever notice how rodents are like the unsolicited guests of the animal kingdom? I mean, leave a crumb on the counter, and suddenly you've got a tiny, uninvited rodent dinner party. I didn't send out invites, guys!
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Have you ever tried to have a staring contest with a rodent? Good luck with that! Those little guys have mastered the art of staring blankly into space. I think they're secretly practicing for a "Rodent Meditation Championship" we don't know about.
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I bought a mousetrap the other day, and I swear it's like rodent haute cuisine. Put a little cheese on it, and suddenly it's a five-star rodent restaurant. I imagine the Yelp reviews: "The ambiance was killer, but the service was a bit snappy.
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Rodents are like the interior decorators of nature. You leave a bag of chips unattended for five minutes, and suddenly your living room is adorned with a tapestry of nibbled corners. It's like they're saying, "You needed a snack, but your home needed a makeover.
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I tried to explain the concept of personal space to a mouse in my pantry, but it just gave me a look like I was an extraterrestrial trying to teach it quantum physics. I guess in the world of rodents, proximity is the new privacy.
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Rodents are the ultimate escapologists. I swear, I sealed every possible entry point in my house, and they still managed to pull off a disappearing act worthy of Houdini. Maybe they have tiny capes and magician hats hidden somewhere.
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I tried talking to a mouse once, you know, sharing my feelings about personal space and boundaries. But it just looked at me like I was speaking a different language. Maybe they are, and we're just not cool enough to understand Mouse-ese.
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I set up a humane trap in my house because I wanted to be the Gandhi of rodent control. Little did I know, the mice were treating it like a vacation home. I half expect them to start leaving me postcards saying, "Wish you were here.
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