7 Jokes For Rock Band

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Updated on: Nov 17 2024

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Why did the rock band start a landscaping business? They wanted to rock the lawn!
Why did the drummer join a cooking class? He wanted to learn how to beat eggs properly.
Why did the rock band go to therapy? They had too many issues with their scales.
Why did the drummer become a gardener? He wanted to drum up some business.
I told my friend I started a rock band in space. He asked, 'Are you playing on the meteorites?
Why do rock bands never do well in math class? They can't handle the algebra of their drummer's beats.
Why did the bassist get kicked out of the rock band? He couldn't handle the low notes.

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