5 Jokes For Rise Up

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 02 2024

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Amateur Chef

Attempting to cook a gourmet meal
I decided to make a dish from scratch. "Scratch" apparently means starting a fire, because that's exactly what happened. I now have a culinary battle scar, and my smoke alarm thinks it's a DJ, dropping beats every time I cook.

Smartphone Addict

Trying to cut down screen time
I tried a digital detox. It lasted five minutes, and in those five minutes, I got a call from my mom, a message from my boss, and a notification that my pizza was out for delivery. Apparently, I can't escape the world, even when I try.

Pet Owner

Dealing with a mischievous pet
I bought a hamster because they're supposed to be low-maintenance pets. Now, every night, I find him on a tiny hamster wheel, running like he's training for a hamster marathon. I guess even hamsters have midlife crises.

Office Worker

Dealing with the office coffee machine
The coffee machine has two settings: "mild disappointment" and "strong regret." I chose strong regret today, just to feel alive.

Gym Goer

The struggle of getting fit
The gym scale is like a pessimistic personal trainer. It's not in pounds; it's in emotional trauma. "Congratulations, you've gained a pound and lost a shred of self-esteem.

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