6+ Best One Liners Jokes About ripped jeans

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I tried to iron my ripped jeans. Now they're 'pressed' for success in the distressed fashion world!

What's a ripped jean's favorite dance move? The 'torn-ado' spin!

I bought ripped jeans online, but they were too tight. I guess you could say I had a 'rip-off' experience!

My friend tried to fix his torn jeans with duct tape. Now he's the proud owner of 'ripped and taped' couture!

I told my ripped jeans they should go on a diet. They replied, 'But we're already 'torn' between so many choices!

What did one ripped jean say to the other at the party? 'Let's tear up the dance floor!

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