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Why did the author always carry a pocket-sized notebook? To 'write down' sudden bursts of inspiration!
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Why was the pen happy? Because it knew how to 'write down' any problems and move on!
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Why did the detective always carry a notepad? To 'write down' clues and solve mysteries on the go!
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Why did the writer constantly check their dictionary? They wanted to 'write down' the definitions of new words!
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Why did the novelist bring a ladder to the library? Because he wanted to 'write down' the titles of the top books!
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Why did the pencil decide to write its autobiography? Because it wanted to get its story 'write' down!
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Why did the comedian always carry a pen? To 'write down' any humorous thoughts that crossed his mind!
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Why did the journalist always carry a notebook? So they could 'write down' every noteworthy event!
Grammar Laughs Matter
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I asked my ghostwriter for some notes, and he said, right down. I thought, is this a spelling lesson or a comedy show? I mean, if we're going to be grammatically correct, let's not split hairs; let's split infinitives.
Autocorrect My Life
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My ghostwriter told me to right down, and for a moment, I felt like my life was being autocorrected. Well, if autocorrect can fix my jokes, it's doing a better job than me.
Spelling Bee-ginner
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Got some notes from my ghostwriter, and all it said was right down. I thought, am I in a spelling bee or a comedy club? Either way, I'm probably going to get buzzed.
Ghostwriter's Choice
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My ghostwriter handed me these notes that just said right down. I thought, is he giving me directions or telling me what's politically correct? Because these days, you've got to be careful – you might offend someone's dictionary.
Taking It Literally
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My ghostwriter said to right down some notes. So, here I am, literally writing down every word I say. You know, just in case someone tries to fact-check my punchlines.
The Write Way
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You know, my ghostwriter told me to right down some notes for this show. I guess he's a fan of spelling it out, but I told him I'm more of a 'left up' kind of guy when it comes to my jokes.
Pen Pals
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My ghostwriter said to right down, so I picked up my pen and asked, Hey, pen, are you okay with this? My pen didn't reply, but it's been ghosting me ever since.
Note to Self
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My ghostwriter told me to right down, so here I am, trying to figure out if it's a command or just a subtle reminder to pay my bills. Well, at least my jokes are debt-free.
Write or Wrong
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I got notes from my ghostwriter, and it just said right down. I guess he's trying to tell me to choose the right words, but knowing me, I'll probably end up left out.
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