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The Fashion-Conscious Dog Groomer
Attempting to groom a retriever, but the retriever sees the grooming session as a spa day and wants to roll in mud immediately after.
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After spending hours grooming the retriever, he proudly paraded around the neighborhood as if he knew he was the most handsome dog on the block. I was just the stylist behind the scenes.
The Lazy Dog Walker
Trying to take a retriever on a leisurely stroll, but the retriever thinks it's a race to set the world record for the fastest walk.
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My retriever thinks walks are audition tapes for a canine Olympics sprinting team. I'm just trying not to be disqualified for excessive panting.
The Over-Enthusiastic Dog Trainer
Trying to teach a retriever new tricks, but the retriever is more interested in retrieving the treats.
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I told my retriever to fetch my slippers, and he brought back the neighbor's cat. I guess he thought I needed a challenge.
The Perplexed Vet
Trying to diagnose the retriever's peculiar ailments, which often involve consuming things that are not meant to be eaten.
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The retriever's favorite game is "Guess what I swallowed today?" My job as a vet is turning into a canine version of "Wheel of Fortune," but with X-rays instead of letters.
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