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Updated on: Jan 10 2025

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Landlord Lunacy

Dealing with eccentric landlords
Ever had a landlord who's convinced they're an interior designer? Mine suggested I rearrange my furniture for better Feng Shui. I just wanted to pay my rent, not participate in an episode of "Extreme Makeover: Apartment Edition.

Garage Sale Galore

Downsizing dilemmas
The hardest part was parting with sentimental items. I put up a sign saying, "Emotional Attachments Not Included," but people still wanted to hear the love story behind my worn-out couch. It's a couch, not a romance novel!

Tech Troubles

The pains of upgrading
I bought a smart home system, and now my house thinks it's smarter than me. I asked it to turn off the lights, and it responded with, "Are you sure? Last time I checked, you were still in the room.

Moving Company Mishaps

The challenge of relocating
I asked the movers if they could handle delicate items with care. They assured me they would. Well, now I know why my grandmother's antique vase is in the same category as a bowling ball on their checklist.

Relationship Reshuffling

The art of uncoupling
I tried to be mature about the breakup, but then my ex took the toaster. Not the TV, not the sofa – the toaster! I hope they enjoy their newfound single life filled with perfectly toasted bread.

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