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Reminders are like that annoying friend who always has to one-up you. "Oh, you remembered to buy milk? Well, I remembered to save the planet. Beat that!
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I set a reminder to exercise every day. My phone is basically saying, "Hey, you paid a lot for that gym membership. Maybe you should actually use it, huh?
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I set a reminder for "fun." My phone is trying to manage my social life now. "Reminder: Laugh, dance, make memories. Your Netflix subscription is not a life, you know?
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Ever notice how reminders are like digital nannies? "Hey, don't forget to eat your vegetables, adult-child!
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I put a reminder for "self-care." My phone is now my life coach, encouraging me to treat myself. Next, it's going to suggest bubble baths and meditation. What's next, phone? Yoga?
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Ever notice how reminders are like your personal time-travel agents? "Hey, in case you forgot, tomorrow is the future. Plan accordingly.
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I got a reminder to "breathe." Really, phone? Are you concerned I'll forget to do the one thing I've been doing since birth? "Reminder: Inhale, exhale. Rinse and repeat.
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You ever get a reminder for something so obvious that you feel personally attacked? My phone hit me with, "Reminder: You have a body. Maybe move it once in a while?" Thanks for the existential crisis, Siri.
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My phone reminded me to "stay positive." It's like having a motivational speaker in my pocket. "Reminder: You're awesome! Unless you forget to charge me, then you're a disappointment.
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