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Why did the regular square feel left out? It couldn't fit in with the odd crowd!
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Why did the mathematician love regular coffee? Because it had no singularities!
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Why did the regular stoplight get arrested? It kept going through the same cycles!
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I envy those who can stick to a regular routine. Meanwhile, I try to schedule a regular bedtime and end up discovering memes at 2 AM. So yeah, let's redefine regular to mean completely irregular and proud of it.
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People who claim to be regular are the ones who end up telling you their entire life story within the first five minutes of meeting them. It's like their regularity extends to their conversational habits too.
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I tried to be more regular in my routines. So, I set an alarm for 6 AM, decided to exercise, eat healthy, be productive... but then reality hit. Turns out, hitting the snooze button until noon and binge-watching TV shows has become my regular routine. Mission failed, folks!
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You know, when someone says their life is regular, I always wonder if they're just trying to make boredom sound like a special skill. Like, congratulations, you've mastered the art of sitting on the couch and watching paint dry. That's a whole new level of expertise!
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I tried to adopt a more regular lifestyle, you know, like the ones you see in those magazines. Waking up at the crack of dawn, doing yoga, having a balanced breakfast... and then my snooze button became my best friend, breakfast was a bag of chips, and yoga turned into a new way to reach for the remote.
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Being regular is overrated anyway. I mean, who wants to stick to the same old routine? I'd rather be irregular and surprise myself every day. Keeps life interesting, you know?
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They say variety is the spice of life, but have you met the people who pride themselves on being regular? They're like human clocks, set to the most predictable schedule imaginable. If you need to know what they're doing, just look at your watch.
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There's a fine line between being regular and being in a rut. And let me tell you, that line gets blurrier after the third Netflix marathon of the week.
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I've realized something about the word regular. It's the polite way of saying, Yeah, my life is as exciting as watching paint dry, but hey, at least it's consistent!
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