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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Reddit Karma Drama
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You ever get into a heated debate on Reddit, and suddenly your karma starts dropping like a lead balloon? It's like a tragic soap opera. Will our hero survive this downvote apocalypse, or will he be banished to the shadow realm of unpopular opinions? Spoiler alert: The sequel is always Redditor's Redemption.
Reddit Predictions
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You know you've been on Reddit too long when you start predicting the future based on subreddit trends. I saw a post on r/unexpected that involved a cat and a trampoline, so I'm pretty sure next week's news is going to involve a cat trampoline circus. Mark my words!
Reddit Awards Show
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I got my first Reddit award the other day. I didn't even know that was a thing. I was more excited about that than any trophy I've ever received. I'd like to thank my cat for being the subject of my posts, my mom for giving birth to me (the real MVP), and of course, the anonymous stranger who thought my comment was worthy of a virtual gold star. You da real MVP.
Subreddit Struggles
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I found this niche subreddit for people who are allergic to water. I thought I had weird allergies until I saw those posts. Imagine sneezing every time it rains. Their version of a wet dream is a nightmare about a surprise storm. I joined the subreddit just to feel normal for once. At least I'm not allergic to water. I'm just allergic to adulting.
Reddit vs. Real Life
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Sometimes I wonder if I spend too much time on Reddit. The other day, I saw something funny happen in real life, and my first thought was, This would make a great post on r/funny. Then I realized not everything needs to be shared with the internet. Some moments are meant to be experienced, not upvoted. But hey, here I am, sharing it with you guys!
Redditors Anonymous
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I tried joining a support group for Reddit addicts. It's called Redditors Anonymous. We sit in a circle, and everyone has to share their most embarrassing Reddit stories. The first rule of Redditors Anonymous is, you don't talk about Redditors Anonymous on Reddit. It's like Fight Club for people who spend too much time debating cat videos.
Reddit Relationships
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You ever been on Reddit? I love how people on there act like they're experts on everything, especially relationships. I posted about a fight I had with my girlfriend, and suddenly, everyone's a relationship guru. One guy said, Communication is the key! Yeah, thanks, Captain Obvious. I thought the key to a healthy relationship was Morse code.
Reddit Detective
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I tried solving a mystery on Reddit once. Someone posted a picture of a missing sock, and the entire community turned into Sherlock Holmes trying to crack the case. I believe the sock was last seen near the washing machine, Watson. It's like a real-life detective story, but with more lint and fewer dramatic monologues.
Reddit Diet Advice
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I asked for diet advice on Reddit, and someone said, Just eat less. Wow, groundbreaking stuff. I never thought of that! Next, they'll tell me the key to weight loss is exercising more. What's next? Want to get rich? Just make more money. Thanks, Captain Obvious, once again.
Redditing at Work
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I got caught Redditing at work the other day. My boss walked by, saw me scrolling through Reddit, and said, Are you working hard or hardly working? I told him, Well, I'm on the 'Shower Thoughts' subreddit, so definitely working hard on contemplating life's deepest mysteries while pretending to be productive.
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