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It's funny how reading teachers always seem to have that one book they've read a gazillion times, and they still laugh at the same jokes. "Oh, look, Harold dropped his hat again! Classic Harold.
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You know you've hit a nerve when the reading teacher starts using that "disappointed librarian" voice. "Really? You're choosing to read the back of a cereal box over 'Romeo and Juliet'?
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Ever notice how reading teachers have a radar for when you're just pretending to read? They swoop in like reading ninjas, ready to quiz you on the plot of that obscure 19th-century novel you've never heard of.
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You ever notice how reading teachers always have the most judgmental eyes? You're reading a book, and they're just there, staring at you like, "Oh, you think you can pronounce that word?
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Ever notice how reading teachers have the uncanny ability to hear your eyes move across the page? You're there, silently flipping, and they're like, "I heard that. Go back and read it again.
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The scariest moment in elementary school? When you're struggling through a sentence, and the reading teacher leans in and whispers, "Sound it out." Oh, the pressure!
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You ever wonder if reading teachers have a secret club where they gather and discuss our reading habits? "Did you see Tim? He tried to skip a page yesterday. Amateur move.
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And let's talk about those reading teacher glasses, shall we? The thicker the lens, the more they see through your excuses. You can't hide that comic book behind War and Peace, Karen!
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Reading teachers have this magical ability to make you feel guilty about every second you're not holding a book. "Oh, you're blinking? That's a wasted reading moment right there!
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