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The DIY Enthusiast
Crafting a masterpiece, fearing a mishap
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My friend said, "Why don't you just buy a razor like a normal person?" I said, "Because where's the thrill in that? It's not a shave; it's a daredevil performance in front of the bathroom mirror.
The Paranoid Novice
Trusting the blade, fearing the worst
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My wife caught me staring at the razor for an uncomfortable amount of time. She asked, "What are you doing?" I replied, "Just making sure it knows who's boss." She rolled her eyes and said, "Honey, it's a razor, not a rebellious teenager.
The Forgetful Traveler
Remembering the razor, forgetting the charger
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You ever forget your razor at home and have to buy a new one on the road? It's like adopting a temporary shaving companion. You use it for a week, get attached, and then leave it behind in the hotel like a one-night stand.
The Barber's Dilemma
Balancing precision and fear
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I asked my barber why he uses a straight razor. He said, "It gives a closer shave." I'm thinking, "Are you trying to shave my beard or filet a salmon?
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