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What's a raven's favorite Shakespeare play? Macbeth - the tragedy of caw-th!
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What do you call a raven who tells spooky stories? A feather-raising narrator!
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Why did the raven sit on the power line? It wanted to conduct some electric tweets!
Raven's Comedy Academy
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I’m thinking of enrolling my raven in a comedy academy. Yeah, I heard there's this place that specializes in bird humor. It’s called Squawk 'n' Jest. Maybe they’ll teach it some original material instead of poaching mine!
Raven's Comedy Central
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I've discovered the secret to being a successful comedian - take cues from my raven. Yeah, I've been watching its comedic timing. It's like the Jay Leno of the avian world. But instead of Why did the chicken cross the road? it’s all, Why did the raven laugh at your jokes? Because they were feather-brained!
Raven's Got Jokes
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Ever had a raven as a comedy coach? Yeah, mine sits on the branch and starts reciting its own material. And let me tell you, it's all Why did the raven cross the road? To give your punchlines a better delivery! Thanks for the tips, bird brain.
Raven's Standup
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I think my raven's been stealing my jokes. Yeah, the other day, it flew off with one of my punchlines. Next thing you know, I hear it squawking it to a bunch of other birds. I'm like, Hey, that's my material! And it just looks at me and goes, Caw-pyright infringement!
Raven's Got Talent
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My raven’s convinced it’s the next big thing in standup. It's got this whole act with feather puns and crow jokes. I told it, You've got talent, birdie, but please, leave the comedy to the professionals! You're making me hawk up laughter!
Raven Reviewer
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I think my raven's moonlighting as a comedy reviewer. I mean, it's got that squinty look in its eye, like it's critiquing my every move. I asked it for a rating once, and it just flew off with a Caw! That was less than fly, buddy!
Raven the Heckler
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You know, I’ve got this raven that thinks it’s a comedian. It hangs outside my window and heckles me while I practice my jokes. Yeah, it’s got this routine like, Nevermore! Give up on that punchline! I swear, that bird’s got a better heckling game than some audiences!
The Raven's Complaints
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You know, I've been getting some serious complaints from a certain someone. Yeah, I've got a raven outside my window, and this bird is like the ultimate critic! It squawks and stares at me like, Caw! Your jokes need work! I'm like, Dude, at least give me a chance to rehearse without judgment!
Raven's Roast
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Ever been roasted by a raven? Trust me, it's no fun. Mine just perches there, giving me the side-eye. It's like a standup routine of its own, with punchlines that leave me feeling plucked!
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