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Why did the rasta refuse to play hide and seek? Because he was always 'Jah-spotted'!
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Why don't rastas ever get mad at their computers? Because they believe in 'Jah-virus protection'!
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Why did the rasta bring a map to the party? He wanted to find the 'irie'-th on the dance floor!
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Why did the rasta bring a spoon to the beach? He wanted to 'stir' up some waves!
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Why did the rasta bring a ladder to the concert? He wanted to get 'on a higher level' of music!
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What did the rasta say to his friend with a broken leg? 'Don't worry, soon you'll be 'limb-in' up!'
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Rastas have got the best hairstyles, hands down. I mean, who else can pull off a look that says, I'm laid-back, spiritual, and a big fan of really thick hair products?
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Rastas are so calm and collected; they're like the human version of a hammock gently swaying in the breeze. Meanwhile, I'm more like a shaken soda can about to burst!
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You know you've hit peak relaxation when you can rock a hat made of palm leaves and still look cooler than anyone in a three-piece suit. Rastas have that down to an art!
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I envy rastas. They've got this zen aura around them, and I'm out here trying to reach that level of calmness, but my yoga instructor says I'm more like a stressed-out flamingo than a chilled rasta.
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You ever try to have a conversation with a rasta? It's like they're on a permanent vacation, mentally surfing on a wave of good vibes. Meanwhile, my brain's a traffic jam during rush hour.
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You ever notice how rastas always seem so chill? Like, they've got the secret to life figured out, and it's just all about those good vibes. Meanwhile, I'm over here stressing about picking the right emoji to reply to a text!
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Rastas have a way of making even the simplest things look effortlessly cool. I tried wearing a beanie once, and instead of looking chill, I looked like I was trying to hide a surprise pineapple on my head!
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Rastas have this magical ability to turn anything into a spiritual experience. I tried listening to reggae once and ended up in a deep meditation about the profound wisdom of Don't Worry, Be Happy.
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You know you're in the presence of a true rasta when you start feeling more relaxed just by proximity. It's like their chillness is contagious, and I'm here hoping for a secondhand calmness vaccine!
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