5 Jokes For Rap Battle

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 23 2025

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The Overconfident Rapper

When the overconfident rapper realizes they're not as good as they think.
This guy's swagger is so intense; even his shadow walks two steps behind him, just to avoid being outshone.

The Nervous Novice Rapper

When a nervous novice rapper tries to survive a rap battle.
His rhymes are so basic; I told him his lyrics were elementary, and he said, "Thanks, I've been practicing in the schoolyard.

The Punny Rapper

When a rapper relies too heavily on puns in a rap battle.
He said he was the king of wordplay, so I asked him to spell "Czechoslovakia." He replied, "C-Z-E-C-H... oh, forget it, I'll just make a pun about it.

The Literal Lyricist

When a rapper takes everything literally in a rap battle.
I told him, "I'm gonna bury you with my rhymes," and he showed up with a shovel, ready to dig his own grave.

The Rhyme Thief

When a rapper accuses another of stealing their rhymes in a rap battle.
I asked him why he thinks I stole his rhymes. He said, "Because my rhymes are so unique, they're like a needle in a haystack." I said, "No, they're more like a needle in a stack of needles—impossible to find and painful if you try.

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