5 Jokes About Rangers Fc

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Updated on: Aug 09 2025

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The Superstitious Supporter

Sticking to rituals for good luck
Superstition level: Expert. I've convinced myself that my lucky Rangers scarf has mystical powers. If we're losing, I just wrap it around my face like a football-themed superhero—Captain Comeback.

The Clueless Significant Other

Navigating the relationship with a Rangers FC fanatic
I thought being a Rangers fan's significant other meant occasional games and cute jerseys. Little did I know, it involves emotional rollercoasters and learning to comfort someone after a loss.

The Die-Hard Fan

Balancing a job and attending every game
My job interviewer asked about my strengths, and I confidently said multitasking. Little did they know I meant keeping track of the game, responding to work emails, and trying not to scream in the office.

The Pessimistic Pundit

Expecting the worst in every game
I've started watching Rangers games with a safety net—a pillow to scream into when the inevitable happens. It's like a therapy session for football-induced stress.

The Newbie Ranger

Trying to understand the offside rule
I feel like the offside rule was created by someone who just wanted to see the chaos of fans arguing in the stands. "No, he's not offside!" "Yes, he is!" It's like a soccer soap opera.

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