7+ Best One Liners Jokes For quaaludes

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Why did the quaalude get a job at the bakery? It wanted to specialize in 'doughy relaxation.

Why did the quaalude become a detective? It wanted to solve the case of the missing chill.

I accidentally took my friend's quaalude. Now I'm apologizing... in slow motion.

Why did the quaalude start a book club? It wanted to explore the world of 'literary leisure.

I asked the quaalude if it wanted to dance. It replied, 'No thanks, I prefer the slow-motion shuffle.

I tried to make a quaalude pun, but it was too sedative.

I told my friend I only take quaaludes for medicinal purposes. He asked, 'What, is being cool a medical condition now?

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