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Why did the pyjamas go to the doctor? Because they were feeling under the weather!
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What do you call it when pyjamas mix up their left and right sides? A pj-party mix-up!
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Pyjamas – the only fashion statement that says, 'I might go to bed early, or I might just eat an entire pizza and binge-watch cat videos until 3 AM.'
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Do you ever notice how pyjamas have that magical power to make you forget about all your life problems? It's like, 'Oh, I'm stressed and overwhelmed. But wait, these flannel pants have little penguins on them! Crisis averted.'
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Pyjamas are like a superhero costume for introverts. 'By day, I'm mild-mannered, but by night, I'm Captain Comfort, defender of the snooze!'
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I recently discovered that there are people who don't wear pyjamas to bed. They just sleep in their birthday suits. I tried it once. Woke up feeling like a nudist who accidentally stumbled into a cotton field.
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Why do they call it 'loungewear'? I'm not lounging; I'm engaging in advanced horizontal thinking while wearing what's basically a socially acceptable blanket with leg compartments.
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I asked my doctor for a prescription for pyjamas. 'Take two pairs and call me in the morning.' Now that's medical advice I can get behind!
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I bought some fancy pyjamas the other day. You know, the ones with a matching top and bottom? Now, I feel like I'm dressing up for a nap. 'Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the latest in sleep couture!'
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I tried to impress someone by wearing silk pyjamas. Turns out, they're not as sexy as they sound. More like sliding off the bed and waking up with a face full of regret. Silk: the banana peel of sleep fashion.
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I thought about starting a pyjama fashion line. Call it 'Snooze Couture.' The tagline: 'Because life's too short for uncomfortable sleepwear and too long for bad jokes. Speaking of which, here I am!'
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