5 Jokes For Putt

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 24 2025

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The Golf Ball Retrieval Diver

Retrieving golf balls from water hazards and encountering unexpected creatures
Last week, a crab took offense to a golfer's swing and decided to borrow his ball. Now there's a crustacean out there with a better short game than most amateurs.

The Golf Club Bartender

Navigating the peculiar drink requests and celebrations of golfers
A golfer asked for a drink as smooth as his swing. I gave him a sand trap surprise - a cocktail with a hidden layer of sand at the bottom. Smooth, right?

The Golf Course Groundskeeper

Dealing with unpredictable golfers and their creative divot patterns
Golfers have a unique way of expressing themselves. Some paint on canvases; others paint on my freshly manicured greens with their swing strokes.

The Golf Tournament Announcer

Keeping the audience entertained during rain delays and unexpected interruptions
We had a bird that decided to sing along with the national anthem. I guess it wanted to hit a high note before the golfers hit theirs.

The Golf Cart Mechanic

Fixing golf carts that seem to have a mind of their own
Fixed a cart that only moved backward. Perfect for golfers who want a mulligan on the last hole without actually turning around.

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