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The Fashion Designer
Trying to incorporate the essence of a Puma into a fashion line without it turning into a "Jungle Book" costume.
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Created a Puma-inspired handbag. Someone said, "Is it big enough to carry a Puma in case I need it for protection?" I replied, "No, but it can fit your survival kit – you know, lipstick, phone, and mace.
The Shoe Salesman
Trying to sell Puma shoes to people who think they're buying big cats.
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Sold a pair of Puma shoes to a guy, and he asked, "Do they come with a leash?" I said, "No, but they do have a tongue – it's just not for pulling!
The Zookeeper
Dealing with visitors who mistake Pumas for regular zoo animals.
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Trying to explain to someone that Pumas aren't actually part of the regular zoo tour, and they said, "But I thought this was the 'Puma-monium' exhibit!
The Wildlife Photographer
Capturing images of Pumas without becoming their next meal.
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Went on a photography expedition for Pumas. Turns out, they're camera-shy. I showed them my Instagram – didn't help.
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