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The Pulp Rejector
When you love orange juice but hate pulp, life becomes a constant battle.
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I tried telling my friend about my pulp aversion, and they said, "It's just fiber, it's good for you!" I told them, "I'll get my fiber from something that doesn't make me question the structural integrity of my beverage.
The Pulp Conspiracy Theorist
Pulp in orange juice is a government plot.
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I tried telling my friend about my pulp conspiracy theory, and they said, "It's just fruit particles." I replied, "That's what they want you to think. Wake up, sheeple! The pulp is watching!
The Detective of the Breakfast Table
Unmasking the mysterious case of the missing pulp.
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I asked my breakfast cereal if it had seen any pulp around. It just stared at me blankly, as if to say, "I don't associate with that crowd." I guess my cereal is a pulp snob.
The Blender Expert
When life gives you pulp, blend it!
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I tried a new smoothie recipe that claimed to be life-changing. It was so thick; I think it had a PhD in viscosity. I asked my blender, "Are you making a drink or building a house?
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