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The Puffin Detective
Solving fishy mysteries in the puffin community
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I caught a puffin stealing breadcrumbs. When I asked him why, he said he was just "crumbing the evidence." Puffin criminals are more pun-savvy than you'd think.
The Puffin Chef
Creating gourmet dishes with a beak
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I attempted a puffin-friendly seafood paella. The recipe called for shrimp, mussels, and a dash of fishy drama. It tasted great, but the critics said it needed more depth. I guess they wanted a puffin's perspective.
The Puffin Stand-up Comedian
Making humans laugh without wings and a beak
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Puffin humor doesn't translate well. I tried a beak-related joke, and all I got was a dentist referral. Turns out, humans don't appreciate avian dental humor.
The Puffin Therapist
Helping puffins with their emotional baggage
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My puffin client told me he's having commitment issues. I suggested he stick with one fish at a time. Polyamorous puffins just end up with a lot of fishy drama.
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