8+ Best One Liners Jokes For pud

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Why did the pud become a detective? It had a keen sense of tuber-ty!

My pud started a rock band. They call themselves 'The Tater Tots'!

I asked my pud for advice. It said, 'Just roll with it!

What do you call a pud that's a math genius? A square root vegetable!

I tried to make mashed pud, but it turned out to be a catastrophe!

Why did the pud start a gardening club? It wanted to cultivate tuber-ship!

Why did the pud refuse to fight? It was afraid it might get mashed up!

What did the pud say to the onion? 'Stop making me cry with your layers!

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