5 Zoology Students Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 09 2025

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The Overly Enthusiastic Zoology Professor

Balancing passion and the awkwardness of animal anatomy
I once brought a giant snake to class for a demonstration. The students were amazed, but the janitor? Not so much. He's still giving me the evil eye every time he has to mop the floor.

The Clueless Exchange Student in Zoology Class

Navigating through unfamiliar terms and animal species
I asked my classmate if they've seen the "Komodo dragon" exhibit. They looked at me like I was crazy and said, "Dude, that's a lizard, not a fantasy movie. And no, we don't have one as a pet.

The Animal Rights Activist Zoology Student

Balancing love for animals with the guilt of dissecting them in class
I joined a protest against animal testing, and my professor asked me if I was coming to class. I said, "I'll be there, but I'm bringing a sign that says 'Animals Are Friends, Not Lab Partners.'

The Zoology Stand-Up Comedian

Finding humor in the seemingly mundane world of animals
You know you're a zoology student when you see roadkill and think, "Hmm, that would be an interesting case study for my thesis." My friends look at me like I'm a weirdo, but hey, it's all for the pursuit of knowledge, right?

The Procrastinating Zoology Student

Trying to study while dealing with the temptation of cute animal videos
The struggle is real when your exam is on predator-prey relationships, but you find yourself binge-watching a show about a cat and a dog solving crimes together. At least I'm learning about teamwork, right?

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