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These days, kids are so tech-savvy that they probably think "rewind" is just a fancy term for going back in time. "Wait, you had to physically rewind a cassette tape? That sounds like a workout, not a musical experience.
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Kids today will never understand the struggle of trying to keep a mixtape intact. Back in my day, making someone a mixtape was a true test of commitment. You had to avoid radio DJs talking over your favorite song and had your finger on the pause button like a ninja.
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My teenage cousin asked me if I ever used a floppy disk. I told him, "Yeah, it's like the save button in real life, except it's the size of a small pizza and holds about three PowerPoint slides.
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You know you're getting old when you start saying things like, "Back in my day, we had to actually dial a phone. These kids today just tap their screens and magically summon a pizza. I had to work for my pepperoni!
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Kids these days have smartphones with facial recognition. Back in my day, the closest thing we had to that was trying to unlock a computer with a screensaver using our Jedi mind tricks. "This is not the password you're looking for.
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I asked a teenager to hand me a newspaper, and they looked at me like I had just requested a piece of ancient parchment with hieroglyphics. "What's a newspaper? Is it like a blog but on paper?
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I recently overheard a group of teenagers discussing the ancient artifact known as a "DVD." One of them said, "Yeah, my parents have this weird collection of shiny Frisbees in the living room. I think they used them to summon movies or something.
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Have you noticed how today's youth communicate with a series of emojis and acronyms? I asked my nephew how his day was, and he replied with a smiley face, a thumbs up, and the letters "IDK." I had to Google that just to find out he didn't know!
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I tried explaining the concept of a rotary phone to my niece, and she stared at me like I was describing a teleportation device. "You mean you had to spin a wheel to dial a number? How did you text anyone with that thing?
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I saw a teenager at the grocery store trying to figure out how to use a can opener. It was like watching a caveman discovering fire. I wanted to step in and help, but then I thought, "Hey, survival of the fittest. If they can't open a can, they probably shouldn't be eating whatever's inside.
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