7+ Best One Liners your partner Jokes

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My partner told me he could make a car out of spaghetti. I thought he was joking, but then I saw him drive past in a pasta-mobile.

My partner said he's on a whiskey diet. He's lost three days already!

I asked my partner if he could put the cat out. He looked surprised and said, 'I didn't know it was on fire!

My partner told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged him.

My partner asked me if I remembered the day we met. I said, 'I have amnesia, but I remember you're cute!

I told my partner he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a hug.

My partner said he wanted to be more environmentally friendly. So, now he's my recycle bin.

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