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Why did my little sister bring a map to the amusement park? Because she wanted to go on all the rides!
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Why did my little sister bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school!
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Why did my little sister bring a backpack to the restaurant? In case she wanted to take a bite to go!
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My little sister tried to make ice cubes in the oven. She's still waiting for her hot ice to cool down!
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Why did my little sister bring a suitcase to the party? Because she heard it was packed with fun!
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Why did my little sister bring a pencil to bed? In case she wanted to draw in her dreams!
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My little sister tried to make a belt out of watches. She said it was a waist of time!
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My little sister told me she can make a car out of spaghetti. I think she's pasta point of no return.
Sibling Spies
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Having a little sister is like having your own personal spy. I can't hide anything. She's like a miniature James Bond, except instead of a tuxedo, she's wearing a onesie, and instead of a martini, it's apple juice. I swear, she knows more about my life than my therapist.
Toy Wars
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I discovered that having a little sister means surrendering any claim to personal space. My room has become a battlefield, and the casualties are my action figures. I found Spider-Man in a tea party with Barbie. Not sure how Marvel feels about that crossover.
Little Sister, Big Problems
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You ever have a little sister? Man, they should come with a warning label. Mine's like a tiny hurricane in a princess dress. I asked her for advice once, she said, If you're ever in trouble, just cry. Works for me! Great, so my go-to strategy is now officially toddler-approved.
Bedtime Negotiations
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Bedtime negotiations with a little sister are tougher than any UN treaty. She pulls out all the stops: Just one more story... and cookies... and can I sleep in your bed? It's like negotiating with a tiny, adorable dictator. And yes, the cookies usually seal the deal.
Artistic Expression
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Little sisters are the Picassos of the family, but instead of canvases, they choose the living room wall for their masterpieces. My mom walked in on her finger-painting with chocolate pudding. Modern art, they call it. I call it a disaster waiting to happen.
Cry Wolf, Junior Edition
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Little sisters are professional drama queens. They can turn a stubbed toe into a full-blown Shakespearean tragedy. One time she yelled, I've fallen and I can't get up! I sprinted to the rescue, only to find her lying comfortably on the carpet, practicing her acting skills.
Sister's Logic
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Trying to reason with a little sister is like explaining quantum physics to a goldfish. Why can't I have ice cream for breakfast? Well, because the universe has rules, kiddo, and one of them is not turning into a sugar-fueled maniac before 9 AM.
Master of Interruption
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Having a little sister is like having a live laugh track that interrupts your every conversation. You start telling a joke, and suddenly you hear her tiny voice in the background going, Why did the chicken...? It's like having a built-in heckler at home.
Fashion Police, Toddler Division
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Little sisters are the fashion police you never asked for. I wore mismatched socks once, and she looked at me like I committed a crime against humanity. You can't go out like that! she said. I'm sorry, officer, I didn't realize socks were a felony.
Little Sister, Big Dreams
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My little sister has big dreams. She told me she wants to be an astronaut-princess-dinosaur when she grows up. I'm not sure how that career path works, but if anyone can figure it out, it's her. I'm just hoping she lets me borrow her spaceship for the weekend.
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