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Why did the grandparents always carry extra socks? In case they got cold feet!
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How did grandma react when she heard a joke about gardening? She 'mulched' it over!
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Why did the grandpa bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did grandma never trust stairs? Because they're always up to something!
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Why was grandma always the best at solving mysteries? She had a lot of 'clue' and 'experience'!
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Why did the grandparents always have a great time at the beach? Because they were 'shore' of it!
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Why did the grandpa put his money in the freezer? Because he wanted cold hard cash!
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Why did the grandpa become a musician late in life? He finally found his 'grand' piano!
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Visiting my grandparents is like entering a time warp. They still have a landline, and I'm convinced it's the only phone in the world that gets more calls from telemarketers than actual family members.
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Trying to explain social media to my grandparents is like teaching a cat to swim. They nod along, but you can see the confusion in their eyes. If only Facebook had a 'Translate to Grandparent' button.
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Grandma's cooking is a mystery. Her recipes have secret ingredients like 'a pinch of love' and 'a dash of I can't remember.' I'm starting to suspect she's hiding a portal to Flavor Town in that kitchen.
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My grandpa has this ancient flip phone that he insists on using. I asked him if he's heard of smartphones, and he said, 'Why would I need a smart phone when I have a genius grandson?' Well played, grandpa, well played.
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Grandma has a collection of VHS tapes that she refuses to let go of. I asked her why, and she said, 'Honey, these tapes have memories.' Yeah, memories of us trying to untangle the tape from the VCR for three hours. Good times, grandma, good times.
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Grandparents, the original Google search. Just ask them anything, and they'll take you on a nostalgic journey to when phones had cords and Facebook was an actual book!
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You know you're at your grandparents' house when the TV remote has more buttons than a spaceship. I just wanted to watch a movie, not launch a satellite!
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Grandpa told me he used to walk five miles to school every day. I tried telling him about school buses, and he looked at me like I was describing teleportation. 'Back in my day, we had to walk uphill both ways in the snow!' Sure, grandpa, sure.
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Grandma is the queen of unsolicited advice. She gives me life tips like, 'Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident.' I appreciate the concern, but I'm pretty sure my choice of underwear won't be a paramedic's top priority.
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