5 Your Active Military Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 21 2024

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Drill Sergeant Wisdom

Navigating the absurd wisdom of drill sergeants
Drill sergeant logic: "If you're not 10 minutes early, you're 20 minutes late!" I'm starting to think they invented time travel in the military.

Tent Tales

Camping in the military and the joys of sleeping in a tent
Camping in the military is like a team-building exercise with mosquitoes. Nothing says "bonding" like swatting bugs together in the dark while trying not to wake up the lieutenant.

Mess Hall Mayhem

The chaos and questionable choices in military dining facilities
I asked the cook, "What's for dinner?" He said, "It's a mystery meat surprise." I thought, "Well, at least it's not a 'get to know your food' party.

Boot Camp Blues

Surviving boot camp and absurdities of military training
The sergeant yelled at me, "Drop and give me 20!" I said, "How about we negotiate for a solid 5 and a promise to think about the other 15?

Camouflage Confusion

The challenges of blending in with surroundings
Tried using camouflage at a family reunion to avoid awkward conversations. Turns out, hiding behind the potato salad doesn't make you invisible, just mayo-covered.

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