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I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward for her. You wouldn't get it.
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. You wouldn't get it.
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. You wouldn't get it.
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I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it. You wouldn't get it.
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I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats. You wouldn't get it.
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I used to play piano by ear. But now I use my hands. You wouldn't get it.
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I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it. You wouldn't get it.
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. You wouldn't get it.
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You ever have those moments when someone explains something to you, and they're so convinced that it's the most mind-blowing thing ever? They start going on and on, and you're just sitting there thinking, You wouldn't get it. I mean, I barely get what's happening in my own life, and now you want me to grasp the complexities of your gluten-free, vegan, paleo, non-GMO, soy-free, artisanal kale smoothie recipe? You wouldn't get it.
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Fashion trends are baffling. People walking around in outfits that look like they were styled by a blindfolded abstract painter. Someone tried explaining the fashion-forward concept behind mismatched socks, and I just pointed at my feet and said, You wouldn't get it. It's called 'laundry day chic.
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I was at a highbrow art gallery the other day, and this guy was analyzing a painting like he was unraveling the secrets of the universe. He turns to me and starts explaining the profound symbolism and deep emotions behind every brushstroke. I look at him dead in the eyes and say, You wouldn't get it. I mean, my art appreciation level is somewhere between stick-figure drawings and doodling in the margins of my notebook.
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People are always trying to explain the latest internet memes and viral trends. They show me a video, and I'm just staring blankly, thinking, You wouldn't get it. I'm still trying to figure out why they call it 'trending' when it's just a bunch of cats doing weird things.
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Relationships can be tricky. My significant other tries to explain their feelings, and I'm just sitting there nodding like I'm some emotional genius. But truth be told, half the time, I'm thinking, You wouldn't get it. I can't even understand my own feelings, let alone decipher the complex emotional labyrinth of someone else.
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I attempted a yoga class once. The instructor was guiding us through these contortionist-level poses, and I'm over there struggling to touch my toes. The person next to me was like, Feel the energy flow through your chakras, and I whispered, You wouldn't get it. I can barely touch my toes, let alone channel some spiritual energy.
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I tried joining a book club once. They were discussing this novel that was apparently a modern masterpiece. People were dissecting every chapter, every sentence, and I'm sitting there holding the book upside down, thinking, You wouldn't get it. I thought the bookmark was just for decoration.
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Ever been to a wine tasting where the sommelier is passionately describing the nuanced flavors of a rare vintage? Meanwhile, I'm there swishing the wine in my mouth, pretending to be sophisticated, and thinking, You wouldn't get it. I just know if it's red or white and if it goes well with pizza.
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Have you ever been to a technology conference where they throw around acronyms like confetti at a New Year's Eve party? They're talking about AI, IoT, AR, VR, and I'm sitting there thinking, You wouldn't get it. The most advanced thing I can handle is turning on the TV without accidentally ordering a pizza.
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I was at a quantum physics lecture recently, and the speaker was delving into the intricacies of parallel universes and the bending of space-time. I turned to my friend and whispered, You wouldn't get it. I'm still trying to figure out how to set the clock on my microwave.
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